You know you're a child of the 80's when...

• You remember when the biggest mystery in the world was who shot J.R.
• Alvin Stardust taught you how to cross the road, using the classic phrase “you must be out of your tiny minds”... a bit rich coming from a man wearing a glove and a ring on the outside!
• You remember a 'Man's got to chew, what a Man's got to chew'.
• You remember when there was no breakfast TV and when TV shut down at midnight, and when there was nothing on TV in the middle of the day except for that test card girl with the stupid clown and a blackboard.
• You know that another name for a keyboard is a Synthesizer.
• You can name at least half of the members of the elite Brat Pack.
• You wanted to be a Goonie.
• You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.